I think that a lot of the Earth things to eat for breakfast are so strange and sweet, but I do rather like them. I think what I wouldn't eat... I wouldn't eat pizza for breakfast, definitely not! Cheese that early in the day? No thank you.
I also wouldn't eat dessert for breakfast. Sugar and cheese, they really aren't great for the skin.
Oh oh!!! Pizza is an Earth food, it's bread with sauce and cheese and whatever else you could want on top of it. It's really good, just not for breakfast.
I'll have Mako make it for you sometime!! He makes a mean pizza!!!
I don't remember what it was for. Some sort of very important celebration, I'm sure. It's better in the summer when it's hot, but of course it's that much harder to get ice when it's hot out, as well.
Oh, we have ships and cows and knights and ladies. Wizards, monsters. Witchers. Do you know what a witcher is? Most people don't seem to.
That is the tricky thing! But at least we have refrigeration. I bet we can make it happen!!!
Oh, that's very exciting! Witchers, is that anything like witches? But don't be too worried about it, most people haven't heard of any of the stuff from my world. Bending, and just all of the animals. I still can't believe that no one knows what a crococat is!
You're dead?!?!?? That's the sort of thing you should tell a guy! No wonder you think about him. I think about the guy who killed me way too much. I wish I could stop sometimes!
But it's not like dead-dead. It was here-dead. But even so. I'm sure dead-dead makes it even more awful. I'm so sorry Renfri! I had no idea.
[ And he will in face do his best to draw a crococat, off screen ]
[Oh. Well. She's glad he clarified, so she didn't just inadvertently out the two other people she's aware of who fit the "possessed by the devil" description around here. Hm.]
It doesn't matter. A sword will kill anything it crosses; steel doesn't discriminate.
[Or silver, she thinks passingly, and swallows the thought back down.]
You'd tell me, if you were in danger from someone like that again?
Yes, but someone has to be using that sword. People do.
[ He's concerned, but he won't push, not quite yet. ]
If I can, I certainly will. That time, I wasn't given the chance to do anything about it. I almost got to Mako, but this man, he was just teasing me. I was almost at Mako's house when he grabbed me and we flew away, out to the outskirts of the town.
There was really nothing anyone could do. I hope I'm never in that situation again, but I've accepted that I might be.
Exactly. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I wasn't the only person he killed, either.
I've been the target before, and this was better, if deadlier. Well, maybe not "better" so to speak. It was less devastating because it wasn't about me, it wasn't because of who I am.
[ At least, that's what he likes to tell himself. ]
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I think that a lot of the Earth things to eat for breakfast are so strange and sweet, but I do rather like them. I think what I wouldn't eat... I wouldn't eat pizza for breakfast, definitely not! Cheese that early in the day? No thank you.
I also wouldn't eat dessert for breakfast. Sugar and cheese, they really aren't great for the skin.
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No it's
It's a riddle.
Two things you can never eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.
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Oh.
Well, now he's a little embarrassed! But it was a good question. ]
That makes sense!! Well, I still wouldn't eat pizza or dessert for breakfast either. Can you imagine?!
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Well. That depends on what pizza is, I suppose. Something with cheese?
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I'll have Mako make it for you sometime!! He makes a mean pizza!!!
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And you'll have some too, obviously? But not for breakfast.
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[ Obviously it's a heinous crime to eat pizza before noon ]
What's the food like in your world, Renfri? Is there anything you miss?
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I had fruit-flavored ice, once. It wasn't easily gotten. Oranges and lemons, I think? And ice, so it melted in your mouth if you held it.
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So what's your world like? Spaceships? Knights and ladies? Cowboys?
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Oh, we have ships and cows and knights and ladies. Wizards, monsters. Witchers. Do you know what a witcher is? Most people don't seem to.
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Oh, that's very exciting! Witchers, is that anything like witches? But don't be too worried about it, most people haven't heard of any of the stuff from my world. Bending, and just all of the animals. I still can't believe that no one knows what a crococat is!
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I met a witcher before I came here. They're rare. And that one smelled bad.
What...IS a crococat?
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Well that's
good to know?
Crococats are
They're crococats!
They're small animals with lots of very sharp teeth, scales, and fluffy tails!
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So they're...cats? With scales and sharp teeth?
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Well, no. They're crococats. I suppose they are sort of like Earth cats, but they're also not, because they're crococats.
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[WELL OKAY THEN, RENFRI.]
You might have to draw me a picture, I'm afraid. I'm not very good at imagining it.
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wait
wait ]
You're dead?!?!?? That's the sort of thing you should tell a guy!
No wonder you think about him. I think about the guy who killed me way too much. I wish I could stop sometimes!
But it's not like dead-dead. It was here-dead. But even so. I'm sure dead-dead makes it even more awful.
I'm so sorry Renfri! I had no idea.
[ And he will in face do his best to draw a crococat, off screen ]
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What happened to you? Someone here killed you?
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Someone was possessed by the devil and found it fun to chase me through the streets and make me beg for my life before killing me.
[ That's really the most straight forward he's every said it. It's almost been a year since it happened, and apparently that's long enough ]
Another Sleeper, but he isn't here anymore, thankfully.
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It doesn't matter. A sword will kill anything it crosses; steel doesn't discriminate.
[Or silver, she thinks passingly, and swallows the thought back down.]
You'd tell me, if you were in danger from someone like that again?
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[ He's concerned, but he won't push, not quite yet. ]
If I can, I certainly will. That time, I wasn't given the chance to do anything about it. I almost got to Mako, but this man, he was just teasing me. I was almost at Mako's house when he grabbed me and we flew away, out to the outskirts of the town.
There was really nothing anyone could do. I hope I'm never in that situation again, but I've accepted that I might be.
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I've been the target before, and this was better, if deadlier. Well, maybe not "better" so to speak. It was less devastating because it wasn't about me, it wasn't because of who I am.
[ At least, that's what he likes to tell himself. ]
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Mako's not the only one you can run to now. You do know that?
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I can't exactly return the favor, but if you need anything else, you know you can ask me. You know, more than just a job.
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