[In comes a picture of Ryan's feet - his very cool boots completely undone, with the laces pulled out of the holes. His socks are still on. Mako's feet are also visible, with his spats unbuttoned and on the floor.]
no I tooooootally just jumped to cutting them off without trying that first why didn't I think of that they won't come off dude!!!
I just POLITELY also tried to free him too because we are FRIENDS and now we are going to be STUCK IN THE LOBBY ONE FOOT APART FOREVER
BECAUSE WE ARE JUST FRIENDS AND I DON'T WANT TO KISS HIM!!! >:(
[If he weren't cursed with Paleblood Impatience he might realize he is protesting far too much and taking this way too seriously, but tragically that is not the case.]
[ Honestly? Wu is excited to have someone to gossip about Mako with, and now he can gossip about how kissing Mako is? Perfection. Doing him a solid here, Ryan. Kiss his boyfriend right on the mouth. ]
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SOS!!!!!
I'M STUCK UNDER MISTLETOE WITH MAKO IN THE RACCOON ROOM IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
CAN YOU BRING ME A CROWBAR FOR MY FEET I DON'T WANNA KISS YOUR BOYRFRIEND
HELP!!! :( :( :(
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Oh, wait. He did.
That's funny. Should that be funny? That's really funny, though! Why is that funny?!
This feels like a perfect opportunity to mess with his bestie and boyfriend. ]
Oh, no! Ryan, you can't! You can't kiss him! What will I do?!
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pleeeeeeeeeease???
tried to cut myself out of my socks but I don't have anything sharp enough :(
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Have you tried taking the socks off?
Are you sure you didn't just step in something sticky?
Are you making up excuses to kiss my boyfriend?!???
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no I tooooootally just jumped to cutting them off without trying that first why didn't I think of that
they won't come off dude!!!
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[ gosh ryan ]
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I just POLITELY also tried to free him too because we are FRIENDS and now we are going to be STUCK IN THE LOBBY ONE FOOT APART FOREVER
BECAUSE WE ARE JUST FRIENDS AND I DON'T WANT TO KISS HIM!!! >:(
[If he weren't cursed with Paleblood Impatience he might realize he is protesting far too much and taking this way too seriously, but tragically that is not the case.]
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[ He thinks. He hasn't kissed anyone else ]
Ryan, Ryan, you can kiss him. Free yourselves. I appreciate you not wanting to, but go for it buddy! I don't think you're going to steal my boyfriend.
[ Honestly? Growth. He isn't concerned at all. He's pretty sure that Mako is with him completely, at least right now ]
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because if you're not sure I could totally try and gnaw myself free
[He's kidding this time. Probably.]
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It's fine. Don't hurt yourself not to kiss Mako
It's not that bad I promise
[ he does it all the time after all ]
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okay
if you say so and with your explicit permission and for no other reason than to get out from under this mistletoe
I will. kiss your boyfriend....
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[ Honestly? Wu is excited to have someone to gossip about Mako with, and now he can gossip about how kissing Mako is? Perfection. Doing him a solid here, Ryan. Kiss his boyfriend right on the mouth. ]